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I went out and I bought a boat I was told that it wouldn't float Everyday after five I sit on it in my drive I drink, wave at my neighbors and gloat
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Jan 2
Jan 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM UTC
The boat
I went out and I bought a boat I was told that it wouldn't float Everyday after five I sit on it in my drive I drink, wave at my neighbors and gloat
#limerick#funny#boat#drink#gloat#humourous
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Jan 2
Jan 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM UTC
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