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To the tune of the song "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel Verse 1 Hello toilet, my old friend I've come to **** in you again I've been waiting for a great while This time I'm going the ex-tra mile With a force that few have ever known Will power alone I'm taking...the poop...GINORMOUS Verse 2 In struggling feels I might pass out There is much sweat upon my brows And a straining-pushing as such Upon a mountain where lightning struck Where I felt the challenge Seemed beyond my strength What it might take Attempting...the poop...GINORMOUS Verse 3 And in the end I can now feel This force of nature makes me reel Pushing a boulder that may not pass Pushing a stone with such great mass Making a log of the greatest immense size Yes-in all my life As this was...the poop...GINORMOUS Verse 4 By my word-I feel-that this is it Upon this toilet throne I sit Feeling like an explosion from inside With no place in my mind left to hide And the size-like a moose now giving birth The enormous poop...GINORMOUS Verse 5 And my goal it now seems in sight I give it all with all my might In a strange vision this very moment As this an unreal bowel movement And soon I feel: Like the clear shaking in the earth That as making n' breaking waves I'm stunned and dazed From taking...the poop...GINORMOUS
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Nov 20, 2020
Nov 20, 2020 at 12:26 AM UTC
The **** Ginormous
To the tune of the song "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel Verse 1 Hello toilet, my old friend I've come to **** in you again I've been waiting for a great while This time I'm going the ex-tra mile With a force that few have ever known Will power alone I'm taking...the poop...GINORMOUS Verse 2 In struggling feels I might pass out There is much sweat upon my brows And a straining-pushing as such Upon a mountain where lightning struck Where I felt the challenge Seemed beyond my strength What it might take Attempting...the poop...GINORMOUS Verse 3 And in the end I can now feel This force of nature makes me reel Pushing a boulder that may not pass Pushing a stone with such great mass Making a log of the greatest immense size Yes-in all my life As this was...the poop...GINORMOUS Verse 4 By my word-I feel-that this is it Upon this toilet throne I sit Feeling like an explosion from inside With no place in my mind left to hide And the size-like a moose now giving birth The enormous poop...GINORMOUS Verse 5 And my goal it now seems in sight I give it all with all my might In a strange vision this very moment As this an unreal bowel movement And soon I feel: Like the clear shaking in the earth That as making n' breaking waves I'm stunned and dazed From taking...the poop...GINORMOUS
(Sang to the tune of "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel) I own nothing. Enjoy! ...well, nothing accept the world 'size of **** taken' record.
#toilet#humor#stools#comedy#funny#huge#massive#moose
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Nov 20, 2020
Nov 20, 2020 at 12:26 AM UTC
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