The ransom note came this morning
And you were listed twice
First as the *abductee*
Then as the *abductor*
I'm not even going to ask
How it was that you captured yourself
I just want to know
What's going to happen once
You have the money
Do you free or ****
The hostage?

Carlo-C-Gomez

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Jun 5, 2026

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removed.-vlgx

I want to know too...this made me chuckle.

removed.-sd15

Humorous poem about someone who's listed in the ransom note as the abductee and as the abductor.

Zarathustra

Hah. You got the money, kill the hostage so they can't tell anyone it was you.