There's a monster in the basement
In the shadows of the stairs.
There's a monster in the basement
And I'm sure he's covered in hair.
I have never seen him
But he smells like ***** socks.
His breath is just as stinky
And his skin is hard as rocks.
There's a monster in my closet
Behind my toys and all my books.
There's a monster in my closet
Daddy, take a look.
“There’s nothing in your closet,
Take a look for yourself,
Just clothes hanging from a hanger
And some books upon a shelf.”
There’s a monster under my bed
In the darkness behind my shoes
There’s a monster under my bed
I can hear him as he moves.
“There’s nothing there, it’s getting late
Sweet dreams, sleep tight, good night.
You don’t need to be afraid,
I won’t turn out the lights.”
There's a monster here beside me
Turns out he's just scared too
Of thunderstorms and dark, dark rooms
And even me and you.
5/19/19
May 22, 2019
May 22, 2019 at 8:07 AM UTC
There's a monster in the basement
In the shadows of the stairs.
There's a monster in the basement
And I'm sure he's covered in hair.
I have never seen him
But he smells like ***** socks.
His breath is just as stinky
And his skin is hard as rocks.
There's a monster in my closet
Behind my toys and all my books.
There's a monster in my closet
Daddy, take a look.
“There’s nothing in your closet,
Take a look for yourself,
Just clothes hanging from a hanger
And some books upon a shelf.”
There’s a monster under my bed
In the darkness behind my shoes
There’s a monster under my bed
I can hear him as he moves.
“There’s nothing there, it’s getting late
Sweet dreams, sleep tight, good night.
You don’t need to be afraid,
I won’t turn out the lights.”
There's a monster here beside me
Turns out he's just scared too
Of thunderstorms and dark, dark rooms
And even me and you.
5/19/19
