I heard, he gets super social during the winter,
and then lives the single life during the summer.
I heard he's a social butterfly,
charming as a satyr
I heard he used to live in the white house
I heard he has the coordination of a God,
balance so awesome he could walk across mountains
climb trees
I heard he's a wicked hedonist.
I heard he can jump 5 feet high!
I heard he is brilliant, like rocket scientist brilliant
Like can con you out of your pants brilliant.
I heard he INVENTED COFFEE.
I heard he's super curious
open,
like if he sees something new he
HAS to explore it.
Yeah, I heard he'll try anything twice.
I heard his sister has a beard
I heard she's super dominant
I heard he doesn't cry
I heard he doesn't even have tear ducts
I heard he can learn his own name, and come to it.
I wish I could party with a goat.
Apr 19, 2016
Apr 19, 2016 at 11:47 AM UTC
I heard, he gets super social during the winter,
and then lives the single life during the summer.
I heard he's a social butterfly,
charming as a satyr
I heard he used to live in the white house
I heard he has the coordination of a God,
balance so awesome he could walk across mountains
climb trees
I heard he's a wicked hedonist.
I heard he can jump 5 feet high!
I heard he is brilliant, like rocket scientist brilliant
Like can con you out of your pants brilliant.
I heard he INVENTED COFFEE.
I heard he's super curious
open,
like if he sees something new he
HAS to explore it.
Yeah, I heard he'll try anything twice.
I heard his sister has a beard
I heard she's super dominant
I heard he doesn't cry
I heard he doesn't even have tear ducts
I heard he can learn his own name, and come to it.
I wish I could party with a goat.
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