#panera
I heard, he gets super social during the winter,
and then lives the single life during the summer.
I heard he's a social butterfly,
charming as a satyr
I heard he used to live in the white house
I heard he has the coordination of a God,
balance so awesome he could walk across mountains
climb trees
I heard he's a wicked hedonist.
I heard he can jump 5 feet high!
I heard he is brilliant, like rocket scientist brilliant
Like can con you out of your pants brilliant.
I heard he INVENTED COFFEE.
I heard he's super curious
open,
like if he sees something new he
HAS to explore it.
Yeah, I heard he'll try anything twice.
I heard his sister has a beard
I heard she's super dominant
I heard he doesn't cry
I heard he doesn't even have tear ducts
I heard he can learn his own name, and come to it.
I wish I could party with a goat.
Apr 19, 2016
Apr 19, 2016 at 11:47 AM UTC
There is a little boy kneeling in a chair playing with a toy tractor.
It keeps falling off the table
(Or he pushes it off)
Then he runs to pick it up and place it back on the table.
There is a diaper on the table.
(Which he also threw on the floor)
A baby has been placed at the table.
When asked the babys name, the little boy says:
"Robo Dog!"
I think that is an awesome name.
I wonder if when that baby grows up he will be emotionally unresponsive.
robotic
Charming player of a Dog
I won't follow these boys around their whole lives but assuming he is.
That little boy is a prophet.
So i'm watching the Prophet and Robo Dog
Throw things off the table and giggle.
Thinking about how simple
Pleasure can be for a child.
How intricate it can be for an adult.
When Prophet commands his Grammy to eat her bagel.
I cannot see them any more
They are sitting behind me in a booth
But I can only imagine she obliged
Or lifted to her mouth and pretended
I like to imagine this is Prophet and Robo Dogs first encounter with false truth.
But it looks like Prophet has a couple years of Holidays on Robo Dog
So that isn't quite true.
May 3, 2016
May 3, 2016 at 2:40 PM UTC