Merry What? Did I hear you right? In this day You have the audacity To wish me What? Haven't you been paying attention? You must have been out of the country. You can't be serious. It's Holidays or Seasons. A fatwa has been proclaimed; A jihad has been called, The synagogue curtain is torn, Graves open when that word's spoken. We don't start the day With The Lord's Prayer, And you think you Can get away With wishing someone A Merry Christmas? HOHOHO LOL.