Who the Hell wants to Go off to Heaven? Think about it please: If you had to spend All eternity With “goody two shoes”, And “zipped up virgins”, And “pious *******”, Always putting on Thick sweaters of wool Cause there ain’t no heat, Playing “Yahtzee” and “Old Maid” and “Go Fish” And “Bingo” and “Red Rover Red Rover” Send the next bore on Over! You’d pray and, Oh my dear, you‘d wish To come down to Hell Where the party’s at! By the time Heaven Starts serving soda Water and broccoli Oh my dear you’ll crave: ***** Linguini A full Trough of Sloth A Southern Wrath Wrap Greed’s mead, Peppered Pride Glutton’s Mutton and Sweet Envy’s Smoothie. Can you live with just Holding their cold hand? Sitting on some cloud, Gazing and never Feeling or touching? Never burning, nor Experimenting? This is blunt, but think, This is where all the Interesting folks Go! Laughter? Its here! Debauchery? Here! Creativity! Ingenuity! We are what made life, LIFE! Think about it! Has obedience, Has docility, Has simplicity, Has submission changed This world? This universe? A wise man, once said “If heaven is where, “Nice” folks like you go, Then its surely hell That I’d rather know” Here is the freedom! Here are the cool kids! Why starve in the light, When in the dark there’s Every delight and Every single thing Enjoyed throughout life?