Doo-Doo Ca-Ca Stinking Crap, Defecation Dung and Turds
Oh my goodness oh my gosh, I have such a way with words
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Do you go to take, a defecation or a crud?
The stuff that comes right out your ***, the consistency of mud
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**** is what I call it! Does this offend your ears?
Then I wipe my ***, and shout out with three cheers
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How about the other words, that are **** personified
******* ******* *******, **** is so implied!