I don’t believe in growing up I’m still a schoolboy pratt Whenever I see bra-straps They just fidget to be snapped. Sunburnt brit: It’s the new colour In the Dulux range this summer.
If dogs had people’s thumbs And people had dogs’ tongues Would they be texting messages While we were sniffing bums? The cutest thing is when confused Mummy’s little soldier Waves the skirt of truce.
I guess there was a last time I sat on daddy’s head And grabbed on tight to his greying hair As he led me by the legs