A great big thanks for being there,
To tend to all my needs,
The friendly talks the endless walks.
The Fuss, the Fun, the Feeds,

I am always groomed so clean I gleam,
Kept free from doggy germs,
You aim to please DE-flea my fleas,
Wage war when I have worms,

They tempt me with tasty treats,
I never have to beg,
And if i howl you sometimes scowl.
Like when I fancy your leg,

It isn't all one sided though,
There are things I do for you,
Like greet you with glee so hard,
I wee, Bark, blow-off, and poo.