World War Three is almost here, but never never mind  
It only lasts an hour…burns up all mankind  
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You will get your *** burned off, by a ‘tomic bomb
Listen to the radio, they’ll tell you to keep calm  
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Is your *** on fire? Can’t put the fire out?  
Poor poor you it's too **** bad…see what WAR is all about  
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Will this spoil all your fun? Whole nations blown to ****  
With your *** on fire, you don’t have a place to sit  
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Does my poem **** you off? Make you all afraid?  
FEMA to the rescue! Give you a Band-Aid