Rumors are swirling
about what that little shepherd boy
is doing with those sheep
on the other side of the hill.
He has been watching that flock
for far too long
and no one has seen Old Jed
for quite some time.
He said he would come back
for his sheep,
but I have a sneaking suspicion
Old Jed is dead
and that little ******* shepherd
keeps all the wool
for himself.