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12 Gifts of Valentines

At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey A bunch of roses so she won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 6 roundtrip vacations 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 7 maids a waiting 6 roundtrip vacations 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 8 new yachts 7 maids a waiting 6 roundtrip vacations 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 9 airplanes flying 8 new yachts 7 maids a waiting 6 roundtrip vacations 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 10,000 dollars 9 new airplanes 8 new yachts 7 maids a waiting 6 roundtrip vacations 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of flowers So my honey won't kill me At the last minute of Valentines I got my honey 11 new purses 10,000 dollars 9 airplanes flying 8 new yachts 7 maids a waiting 6 roundtrip vacations 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses So my honey won't kill me The last thing I got that truly broke me 12 different houses 11 new purses 10,000 dollars 9 airplanes flying 8 new yachts 7 maids a waiting 6 roundtrip vacations 5 mercedes benz 4 sets of earrings 3 diamond rings 2 box of chocolates A bunch of roses After this she better marry me
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ahmad-cox
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Written by
ahmad-cox
American
Published
Feb 16, 2011
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This parody is set to The 12 Days of Christmas

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