Cross your heart and hope to tie me to the bed before I call my sister for a ride. I tried to pay you back tonight, to say I'm sorry for the blackened salmon that your stomach couldn't handle, but I only managed "Look at all the ways we stayed in love."
Because sure, I trust you.
I trust you like I trust the fridge-reach condiments I smear onto my plate before I find the time to read the expiration date and part with what will only hurt me more.