My space ship ran out of control. Hit planet Earth and made a hole. Found myself in a forest. Little beasties running free. Some of the last ones left I'm told. My comrades from space told me, or at least that's what I think they said. Heard crazy monkeys making echoing sounds. I started walking across the forest floor. Walked and walked and walked some more. I got to a clearing. There I found a war of a peculiar kind, a little unfamiliar. Strange creatures wearing weird clothes. Looking a little like space folks in the highest fashion trends. Very bright and colourful within their PPE. Walked a little further henceforth, encountered death. Thousands of poorly beings, awaiting **** or cure. I wasn't sure what on earth was going on. Got to too close and now I'm one. A sickly being sneezed at me. Covered me in other unmentionable body fluids. Now although I'm feeling rather ill. Had to get back to my spaceship while still I could. A couple of hours of rapid repair. Fired her up away from there. Ebola became universal. (C) LIVVI
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