I move in slow spurts Gravity hurts Ribs fractured,again More ribs busted this time I don't understand why I was taken for a boonie crasher ride When I asked for a sober driver to take me home The fault- Is it my own? I thought finding a sober driver after 3 beers was a good choice But the consequences severe! Fractured ribs slow me down Now I need people to drive my *** to town Gravity hurts- so I move in small spurts With a smile, sometimes a wince but never a frown