Happy anniversary to you, on your very extra special day

To commemorate your miraculous escape, I just have to say

That you're really quite different now, in every single way

You used to crawl, **** and cry, a crazy, ridiculous display

But now look at you, living a life comparable to only kings

With the future this bright, who knows what fortunes it brings

So as the party goes on and everyone rejoices, laughs and sings

Remember you were made 9 months ago by unspeakable things

Congratulations on making it through a another amazing year

At an age like yours, there's really only one thing left to fear

So think long and hard before that fateful wish you will make

And be extra thankful that you have and can also eat your cake

So without any doubt, cherish each and every day for god's sake

Blow the candles out, and we'll act like you really weren't a mistake!