The bowels of Hell descended
Pink sock rolled out distended
Dropped Bono off after the lapse
Wheezing out remnants of latent gas

That **** had its own movement
One making a dismal improvement
Let loose a hellish ****
A cavernous ****** housing a catcher’s mitt

The runny bile formed in place
Birthing music’s great disgrace
Mrs. Miley popped her molly
And passed out watching Wall-E

Woke up in a mound of stool
There in place stood a tool
Aligned talent with ******* pagans
Pounding drums, the lead singer of Imagine Dragons