I sit, elbows on knees. Frowning. Thinking. Sometimes I just stare at the wall, Not even blinking. I think weird and random thoughts mainly. Like, Who decided to drink cows milk? Who on earth would eat those silicone packs you get inside shoe boxes? Who decided to use silk? I think deep thoughts too, What am I doing with my life? Am I happy? Should I make my girlfriend my wife? Sometimes I can be here for a few minutes, Normally, I'm here for a bit more, Sometimes, my legs go numb, And my feet get sore, And that's when I wipe, Stand and flush, Wash my hands, And realise I've now gotta rush.