“Space, the final frontier…”
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“Dun da da da dum…”
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“…own lifetime, Doctor Sam Becket…”
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“Toll of hurricane sandy…”
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“Hook elementary…”
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“It’s like a towel, it’s like a shammy, it’s like a spon…”
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“…ons. To boldly go where no one has gone before.”

I un-boldly went full circle, and today the world is supposed to end…