"If it may please the court...
ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
I'd like to testify on behalf of my client."
"Go ahead. but make it quick."
"thanks judge."

Now I'd be lying if I said
that my client is perfect
he's made mistakes and earned his stripes
like a fighter on the circuit
But his mistakes have taught him
more than a school ever could
he's been thru it all in his city
No pity he seeks all he wants is redemption
life hasn't been kind to him like it hasn't been to you
we've both swapped stories about our ****** up times
two broken souls meeting....

Look at his track record he's been nothing but loyal, he'll treat anyone who catches his fancy as if she's royal
Want him to plant something? show him the soil
Bad day, he'll sing you a cheesy love song
cuddle you close, when he's got to go somewhere he'll always bring you along
Cramping that day? that's a non issue
providing heating pads chocolate and a teddy bear
texting while you're gone saying I miss you
and like Prince all he wants is to kiss you

All he's asking for here is a chance
Let him prove himself for once, let him go to the dance.