Anti ode to a spider Oh, little spider, how can you be so tiny yet ever so scary? Why are you always around when nobody wants to see you? On all my best days, you show up and my heart races. Oh, little spider, how can you be seemingly harmless yet ever so deadly? Why is it I know fear will do no good though I scream? On the ground is where you belong, not crawling up my leg. Oh, little spider, I will never be your friend. And that's my anti ode to a spider.