Hickory dickory dock can you hear the ticking tocking of the clock This dented trumpet in my hand it comes as a shock I may be the last man standing when the dust settles on the chopping block The pennant of pleasure hangs limp like the zipper pull on the mask of a gimp The strength of a lion and yet the best is a wimp The man who will fall second to last is just a **** Oh lawdy I do believe the fallen few will adorn my breastplate I will finally find love in the rubble of the ones who eat hate its not too late to create to shove the last piece of the puzzle into place Before the judges decide who won the race I will report the results in any case I must the herald cannot rest The end is for him alone to face.