The cereal and liquor occupy the same cabinet.
That's why I wasn't surprised when you told me that ***** would go well with my cheerios when we were out of milk.

We haven't had milk in months, but I can point you to the moonshine.
It might taste better if you dilute it with frosted flakes.

How does it taste to chase your whiskey with lucky charms?
Do you really feel lucky?

It's okay, I'll skip breakfast.
I'm not hungry anyways.

But don't worry about me.
I'll come down to join you for happy hour.