It's Christmas. Get out those garlands. String out those lights. Drag in the conifer. Smells so fresh. Make those mince pies. Ice your regal cake, crisp with white royal icing. Um my heaven. Buy packets of presents. Hang up your stockings for Santa. I'm sure he'd like you in them. Men usually do you know. ***** Christmas present. You know what? Today 8th November. The windows are sparkling with varieties of coloured lights. It's 46 days till Christmas. Someone tell my neighbours. Hell it's much too early for all this hurly burly. It's crippling the national grid! (C) livvi