I am not a ******* parrot,
you ******* *******.
Dont tell me to repeat after you
don't hush the room so everyone can hear me
dont ******* tell me i need a beer so ill speak more.

you are the biggest ******* i have ever met.

Not everyone is outgiong
not everyone feels comfortable in a large group of  people
not everyone is able to yell over your drunk ***

im not sorry i can't speak very loudly
im not sorry im shy
im not sorry i am who i am
but i am sorry that you can't have fun without getting drunk
i am sorry that you can't treat your wife with respect
i am sorry your kids had to put up with you as a father
i am sorry i met you.