A cat came into my dreams last night a great big ginger beauty but instead of curling up he lashed his tail all snooty "I saw you thursday night" he said, with a tear-stained muzzle he wasn't pleased at all with me but why? Wow what an awkward puzzle "Haggis in your arms, that's what! How dare you do this to me? there's only space for one of us upon your boney knee. That lad is such a fighter he chases me all day he bites my **** till it is plucked I try to run away! Ok I sometimes taunt him push my **** into his face but understand you silly man your lap is Vincents place! Room for us both? That is not true! Remember my huge belly. Balancing me upon those legs Is like juggling a jelly! I know I snuggle up with him when it's cold and mum's not there but already Haggis is snuggling dad I almost have to swear. So keep away my skinny pal from my naughty feline rival 'cos the battle to keep your lap for me is like the struggle for survival!" Hmmm..he has a point I guess he was a wee bit worried that Haggis causes him so much stress I think he'd have him curried! I see them snuggle on the bed and butter wouldn't melt I know if Haggis comes to me Vin will give me a belt!