I would ask you to leave but I have better etiquette,
frankly, at this point I'm just shy of throwing a fit!

I do not say it, as it would be terribly rude.
I don't want to sound spiteful and/or crude.

But please, please, I beg and I do implore,
I want you to go, please, just use the door.

Your company is not as you think, that musing,
and I'm finding this all far too confusing.

So just go, UGH, I wish you could read my mind,
you really, really aren't that great of a find.

Your "Je ne sais quoi", isn't and you are Neanderthal,
perhaps you are good looking but that's about all!

You tell of how wonderful you think that you are,
about your great friends, home and car.

Then go, go to them is what I say!
Quit wasting time in my precious day!

Please, I beg and I do implore,
please, just go, just use the door