O let us sing a song of gorgeous British food Roast beef, fish 'n' chips and lovely Brummy balti; Some of it is bad and some of it is good (and yummy TV dinners...Mmmmm... they're really salty). But the finest treats are Findus beef lasagne (with its extra secret subtle basinful of horse), And ne'er forget a burger a la espa-na-ya, (made from minced-up donkeys' genitals of course).
Britain's Chinese restaurants are also velly nice-y They serve food so tasty, and so low in fat, (and no one cares if Sichuan Chicken, hot 'n' spicy, includes some choice cuts from your neighbour's missing cat). School and hospital canteens, the gourmet paradise, Serving pigswill on the cheap - obese kids know it's very nice.