My body is a vehicle so I do pretend And this I will defend until the bitter end
Walking nearest stores, and doors that open out SLAM on your BREAKS or get it in the SNOUT
Weave in and out when traffic turtles walk, cross your late fingers to hear your bosses' BALK
Keeping to your right, an american decision, on the opposite side; walking the English way, a body collision
Ahead hog-walkers walking s t r a i g h t i n a l i n e slower than molasses and YAPPING all the time REEEEVEEE up your engine and pass them on the left, say a "Hail Mary" and CURSE their walker's theft
Pavement hogs on corners gather all about Sometimes I dream, of PUNCHING THEM ALL OUT!
Pheeeew have a good caminar, mis amigos
YOU HEARD ABOUT ROAD RAGE, WELL THIS IS PAVEMENT RAGE!!! RAGE!!!!!! I SHOUT HONK, HONK!!!