The man who lived on the silver screen Was never the real hero to me for he was the man who worked the side-door And let me and my Mum in for free.
Back in those days the heroes were many Tex Ritter and Roy Rodgers were just two The cowboy films were always the best Watching those I never felt blue.
But the real hero to me was my granddad Who attended the cinema side-door He'd trained engineers till retirement came And the side-door job paid for a bit more.
There were stories of robbery and mayhem Tales of magical mystery and fun And we were always let in through the little side door The moment the programmes had begun.
Everyone sat there in the darkness When suddenly all the screen lit up And the sheriff rounded up al the bad men As our hands went into big popcorn cups.
My granddad was as good as those cowboys He took me to my first cricket match I remember once when the ball flew at me He put his hand up and made a good catch.
He served his country throughout the First War as auxiliary he served through number Two He was a fine man who everyone loved dearly He did good things just like heroes do.
They don't give medals for just being a granddad They should do when they are the best Now I have grandchildren of my very own now I just hope that I too pass the test.