I did a gig last night at the local bar - Moderation Inn, they called it
and I played the piano late into the night - the usual tunes, the usual crowd: friends and lovers people talking aloud no one who drank in moderation; couples dancing...when I noticed an elephant in the corner crying, and I said to the elephant even as I continued playing: "Recognise the tune?"
"No," said the elephant, shaking its head *"I recognise the ivory"