This pretty lass, texting on her phone
Enjoying her ride on the metro alone

There this guy enters like sage
The first thing he spots, gaping at her cleavage

From a bug of awareness I was bit
To stop this menace stood up quick
By a co-passenger forced to sit
Finally the people got a glitch

He got down at the next station, alas!
Realizing the time to save his ***

The girl and I felt like whee
But now all the judgmental eyes were on me.