How I long to confess
My most secret desires and fantasies
To you Deanna

You are the ship's counselor
And incredibly wise
Tonight it is your turn to relax

As I give you a sensual massage
Followed by hours of oral pleasure

Oh Deanna
You are the most beautiful woman
Of any galaxy

And I live to please you
Let's not mention this to your lover Worf

I would not want
To engage him
In hand to hand combat
With a Bat'leth

I am a man of peace
And it is my duty
To help you reach the heights of ****** ecstasy

Deanna
You truly are a multi-******* woman