Like crying babies who don't use tissues Heaven must have its own issues I feel the heaven I live within has its own issues Let me begin No cold water in the bathtub for the first month, a sin! Snakes lizards and spiders in the basement With water leaks peeking out when it rains I am sure I will see them again The chimneys in heaven must get swept? I know someone would want a fire up there To cozy up with a good book or in a self created sewing nook I am sure heaven has some soot I am sure even in heaven chimney sweeps have ***** boots Now I feel I live in heaven But this place has its issues But nothing will bother me much, well except for those skunks The bears will sleep soon and leave me alone By then the fruit of the fall will all be gone! I wonder if heaven has its seasonal issues I wonder if babies up there actually use tissues For now I will take my slice of heaven, with its issues and be thankful I take the harshness with the beauty And pray I don't run out of **** tissue ; )