pockmarked
and bloated
gurgling
and slurping
droopy
and moody
frazzled and frayed
to the public's dismay
ugly and nasty
snarling
and gnarling
red and blotched
human botched
creature unspeakable
lump unthinkable
grotesque
and robesque
inflexible
unmentionable
ugly little thing
never gets a ring
pay no attention
never even mention
ignore
this bore
and put aside
a thing too wide.