Has it been four days now? Must have been. Nearly a week since I did the deed. It was dark, and I was hurrying – I didn’t see his form, the path in front of me. My careless size-ten shoe came down, and crushed his hopes and dreams.
My stride stopped mid-step. Sickened by that sound, the chilling crunch; I saw him, when I lifted up. A tragic mix of slime and shrapnel.
And now – although you’ll doubt – I swear he’s back. I am the mollusc’s sole unfinished business on this fast and brutal Earth.
You’ll say it’s in my head, if I report that I can hear his death in every mistimed gearshift, every mouth devouring crisps.
But it’s not my conscience doing this, it’s him. He’s putting me through hell. I hear, with every step I take, the breaking of the tell-tale shell.
Last night, I thought I saw him, bright and cold, in death. Slowly sliding next to me, and felt his tiny, ghostly breath.
‘It was dark!’ I scream. ‘I was hurrying!’ His silence says it all. But still, you don’t believe me? Come on round, see the trails across my walls...
and explain the vengeful holes in my fridge-ridden, cellophaned lettuce.