I'm not the one for you and you're not the one for me or anyone else The soul mate is a myth poisoning the minds of good men who are too easily led astray by romantic notions too easily convinced to abandon grand aspirations Not me I won't end up broke homeless cuckolded at the hands of some petulant woman who couldn't have enough Not me I've come too far climbing out of this hole to fall deeper yet into yours I'll enjoy your affections while they last but I'm not the one Not me