so I brought my writer wife (prominently pregnant) to the hospital and on her bed, she screamed: "weren't" "hasn't" "couldn't" "shan't" "aint" "hadn't" "you're" "isn't" "aren't" "didn't" "wasn't" "who's?" "what's?" "he's" "she's"
The doctors were confounded and they turned to me and they said: "What the hell is she doing?"
And I replied with double speed and a violent sense of urgency: *"Don't you know? She's having contractions - she's a writer"