Dear Refrigerator You have never let me down Even when I have emptied you out And eaten all that I could see You've taken nothing from me Even when I forgot to clean you You didn't complain that I didn't keep you well And when I stopped eating You didn't nag You didn't share your discontent But you welcomed me back with open door When I opened my mouth again
you can take this as serious or as humorously as you like, but it is a little more serious than it first sounds.