This is a quick note informing you that I have enrolled in "your geography 101." I look forward to exploring you from sea to shining sea, your fruited plains, your mountain tops, your golden fields of sunlit grain, your divided highways, causeways, and often spread a luscious lunch upon the apron of your back roads. For extra credit I plan a thesis on your deltas, spelunk your caves for glistening jewels, swim your lachrimal lakes, and pray that you keep me after school.