Is he patient with your moods? Does he understand the difference between weather and climate; a weekend of sunshine does not mean that it is summer. Does he know how it feels to be stuck in January for years? Does he open the curtains and expect your skin to tan? Does he kiss between your legs to pay off his passionless debts, and does he bring you flowers for all the times he forgets? The tulips are vibrant in the vase. Does anything else you know contain that much colour and life?