Anastazia*

            'Bubbly?'
I'll pass
                 shrug
           'Your funeral'
Hey. Do you ever noticed that the word* fun
is in funeral? I do. All the time.
                shrug
         'Hey. Don't be morbid.'
                pause
         'I don't like funerals. There's never enough alcohol.'
Yeah.
Never enough for you.
You crazy lush
Why do I love you?
                    shrug
Guess I asked it
out loud