Most girls secretly aspire to be prom queen. I went a different route in high school. I frankly hated makeup and generally being a teen. My mask read "misunderstood, mysterious, not cool."
The roots of my disgust were probably not genetic because my sisters both happened to wear the tiara. So I guess I never won a crown for being kind of eclectic but somewhere out there I'll get a reward just for being Sarah.
And it won't be a flimsy plastic headpiece, but take a form of deeper meaning, it has value that can only ever increase, and it will wipe away any bitterness of my not completing a stupid family tradition of being ******* prom queen.