I'm a comic genius at hiding my depression Daggers of torment stab me lurking in the dark corners of this funny mind nothing can make it go away not smoking drinking jokes Or the hundreds of voices that come roaring out of my mouth You must be familiar with my rapid fire quips and the Oscar Among the other awards that have made my name known World wide So now the day has arrived when nothing can stop the urge To sneak into the bedroom hanging myself with a belt That quickly chokes out the bright flame of my career And all life and hope