Is this the time I'm supposed to be rude?
Offer up some comment, intentionally lewd.
Make her feel like a common ****.
One who takes three ***** in the ****.
Grab her wrists as a substitute for hair.
Passover the idea of a longing stare.
Acting forcefully for the sake of pride.
Insert fingers with a quick little slide.
Watch her squirm in conflicted delight.
As she gazes with a hazel reflected spite.
...Nope, doesn't sound like my idea of simplicity.
Suppose I'll hold onto this downtrodden virginity.