Sunlight cut the blinds, a switchblade-mimic stabbing me, where on the floor, I lay, barely asleep with ***** breath. I remember the clock on the wall, it read three. A pet monkey on a leash was dancing a jig & a naked lady was sprawled out spread eagle on the kitchen table. It was surreal, I swear she may have looked young but I know she was legal. Then again, the hallucinogenic effect of whatever I was on, may have distorted my vision. I crawled to the door, fully clothed, found my key & made it back across the border before the local law and order sought a bribe.