I'm so infatuated with the girl next door.
She's drop dead gorgeous,
has marble skin & jet-black hair,
her jade eyes mesmerize,
tasty feminine thighs.

Still I have to admit,
her habits are a bit strange.
She only comes out at night,
has an aversion to wearing crosses
& avoids the days like the plague.
One striking thing about her
that does stick out
are her teeth.
She has the nicest set of fangs,
said me she wants to **** me.
I told I was her for the taking.
But it's weird,
since that discussion,
she's been keeping her distance.
I really thought
she totally wanted me,
guess I was wrong.
The other day,
I heard through the grapevine
that she didn't
want to infect me,
make me her prisoner
for all eternity,
she said it wasn't fair.

In fact, she's still ******
at the dude who kissed her
with that cursed disease.