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Jerry Knowledge Gonzalez
Poems
Sep 2014
Where The F*** Is Ophelia
Where's Ophelia?
Lately my thoughts are scattered
No filtering bladder
Happy un-birthday lets have
Tea cuz I feel madder then hatter
Like my brain was ***** matter
Recycled which explains
Why my parents call me a
**** for brains
In my eyes it always rains
So the forecast I'm callin it
Cause I can predict the ****
Like a meteorologist
Even my psychologist
Has to see a psychologist now
And all I did was tell her about
Bein a kid so my childhood turns out
Was ab normal or a portal
To immortal hell
Probably why I'm amoral as well
Directing ***** at 12
No no no Barbie be submissive
For ken no one likes a *****
And where's Gi joe this is a
******* scene ****
I'm a professional and refuse
To work like this
"No mom I have no clue where my
Sisters Barbie is"
That probably led to the dead
Cat, who I asked can I feel ya?
And before you know it the
diagnosis Was necrophilia
i need help like Ophelia
So get me to the nunnery
If you don't get the reference
It's ok I'm full of odd dummery
So concluding with summary
Is ima mind **** like ******
Resulting in psychosomatic
Brain Assaulting causing lobotomy
Which I consider a commodity
Cuz it's better then mediocrity
Plus more interesting is sarcasm
contradiction and hypocrisy
Which is all part of my psychology
That offers me Psychosis
Acting as my main excuse for
My high in strong flight like Locust
Which is highly corrosive
Very ferocious to the brain
Which was already ****** like
It was the victim of a jailhouse train
Yelling bomb! bomb! On a plane
That's why I took the train
I couldn't be fixed by sigmand
Froud 50 dr Phils and a dr crane
But I swear I've been framed
By my mind frame no less
But no more either so I'm no more
Eager to fix it I guess ....
Seriously .....where the ****
is Ophelia?
I'm not in the mood to be
Serious or Make valid points
Or debate social issues
I just wanna anoint
To cleanse the emotion
And see what comes out
And hope it's not insecurity
Self pity or self doubt
It's hard saying help
It feels like a dogs yelp
Perplexed while still vexed
I can't figure life out
Or what it's about
Will I ever feel success
How can I relieve the stress
And achieve my best
When I believe my death
Is right around the corner
So many feelings bottled
Up inside I could be on hoarders
I'm a *** can u spare a quarter
Hi, hitman? I'd like to order
Can you shoot me lucky number
7 times it seems I'm out of order
I'm outta order? Your outta
Order!
This whole ****** poem is
OUT OF ORDER!
Please excuse the obtuse
Blown fuse I'm ok now
Stupid ****** what do u mean
U dont take pay pal
**** if u want something
Done right u gotta do it urself
I have no chance in life if a well
Liked success hangs himself
With his own ****** belt
So what chance do I have?
At finding happiness I know
It sounds bad cuz I'm a proud dad
But that can't fix all the
**** malfunctioning inside
I'm so use to life ******* me in
The *** Ill probably go to pride
Part of my soul has died
The other parts like why ?
Why the ****** hell did I
Survive, I hate being alive
Even the devil wouldn't
make A deal and take it
And all I wanted was some
******* and to look good naked
I'm definitely not gods favorite
Even my parents seem to love
Other kids more than me,
ashamed their kids ******* up
But i wouldn't be if I stopped
Huffin gas and glue
Or unexpectedly had a child cuz
My birth control was Mountain Dew
Who knew that myth wasn't true
Maybe Santa's not real
Then my psychiatrist asks with Condescension
"how does that make you feel?"
I felt caged young like veal
So I conceal all the things
That add to the pile that will
All help when I explode and squeal
Like the pain is too real,
To live through anymore
Hearing countries going to
War and we talk like a score
Is being kept when both wept
When soilders on either side
Fought for their believed and
All that's bequest is bein denied
Being alive to see what survived
If his cause justifies it
So his future he may devise it
But his destiny defies it
Don't cry ****, your eye dry it
Don't be blinded by sadness
At least he gets a piece of peace
Ours is fake like an Easter rabbit
Live in his honor, less a maggot
And more patriotic
Comfort to a fool is a promise
To be honest dont me honest
I rather live thinking I'm ok
And die In surprise
Then be told my fate holds
Deaths cold hand that slides
Over my shoulder knocking
Over the chip
Which I woulda ate but I was
Saving it til I had some dip
I can't seem to get a grip
******* the exception
I give Too much information
On occasion it can't be corrected
Cuz my brain has rejected
The original factory settings
I know what the yellow and white
Stains are but blood on my bedding?
What's going on, something
Is seriously wrong
I been menopausal all my life
Oh well who cares I guess, yawn!
I'm growing tired here's a song
That's when I put country on
To have a cohesive vibe with
The depression comin on strong
Ouch I sat on my ****
Solving the mystery of blood
I didn't know ******* ripped
So easily...HUrry get me tongs for my ****
I seemed to have lost my thong now
too..But lost... never gone
Sing about that sisqo ....
where's the crisco I'm goin deep and long
The Hail Marys of retrieval
The most uncomfortable evil
But my fingers are ******* lucky
.....According to my ego (wink)
That was a good line people
Even if it was about my **** hole
Oh **** ....emergency evacuation
Someone get me a soup bowl
No seriously it's crucial
There's no loop hole out
Now there's this!.....high blood
Pressure, *****, **** itch, and gout
Otherwise I'm in perfect health
This poem has been a blast
So much depth, so much honesty
All wrapped up in.... class
Cause naturally I just have
That kind of suave demeanor
In Corduroy pants and a wool cardigan
While I listen to weezer
Lol I sound like such a wiener
Or...ahem.. winner if you will
Cause I hear what I wanna hear
And chances are... I always will
Cuz I'm idiotic neurotic and
Making constant deposits
Of elegant,to be eloquent,when
i refer to the skeletons in my closet
Please... step into my office
Cause your ****** fired
Why is the crack I been smoking
Making me feel wired.....??
Written by
Jerry Knowledge Gonzalez
Brampton, Ontario, Canada
(Brampton, Ontario, Canada)
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